Alibaug??? err...let's think again!

Am planning to go to Alibaug. Actually, was planning.

So, was browsing the net for some information on the same, when I came across this website, with the following details on Alibaug...

My own comments are in Italics...

This, incidentally is called MBA Gas....

It begins like this....

Alibag is an old town relating to the Marathas - so far so good (and it never reaches this level of goodness again!)

Lovely beauty of Nature - awesome...but wait, there's more to come!!

Eye soothing greenery - yaar mere ghar ke gamlo may bhi hai!

Coconut trees standing in queue - kya karoon...trees pe chadhoon kya?? funnier is..."standing in queue, ration ke liye rukein hain?"!!!

Quick sandy beaches - Did they say Quick Sand Beach? Maarengey yaar!!

Old huge houses as the remains of the history - aaha...finally something to look forward to, Old huge Houses, it seems!!!

Excellent pieces of architecture - feel like just settling there, like, right now!

Historically important places - Now, I feel like crying(actually now, I realise what our NMIMS examiners would be going through)

Pleasant atmosphere - ...and now I feel like laughing!!!

Tasty food - I CANNOT BELIEVE IT, they actually put this in their website!!!

Twitter of birds - what...why...when....where....how??????????????????????

Ruffling of leaves and flowers - yeh mujhe balbharti ke textbook ka description lag raha hai, or probably looks like a Horror Film Writer, trying to impress his Director, with his script!

The mysterious sounds of waves - ooooooh.....lovelyyyy, why am I still here, lemme take the first flight to Alibaug

and, the festival of colors in the sky - this is limit yaar....too much ho gaya!

And thankfully, it ends here...!!!

Damnn....this is Gas...Bloody MBA Gas !!!
I still cannot believe that they put all this on their website, Kotler would first die and then turn in his grave if he were to look at such a promotion strategy!

I dont know whether I still want to go to Alibaug!