"Funny" Joke of the Day - 1

Starting today, I am going to update this blog with a "Funny" Joke of the day heard.
It is imperative that you note the Quote-Unquote marked at the beginning and the end of the word FUNNY.

The "Funniest" Joke at the end of the month, will win a collection of really Funny Joke Book. He/She will have to pay for the same.

At the end of the year, we will have a grand 'Bus-kar' "Best Joke" Awards Night, where a winner will be felicitated with some award. Not thought of what.

Decision of the Judges will be final.

Here goes...

Q. Why did the gentleman bend down on seeing a train?
A. Because the train went "Jhhuk Jhhuk Jhhuk"!

Courtsey: Deepshikha Murthy

P.S. For the uninitiated, that is the sound a moving Train makes, in Hindi. Yeah, Indian Trains talk in Hindi only!