Bad joke. Worse joke.

"Hey!"

"Hi, how's it going?"

"Good."

"Birthday coming up. So wha....." I am cut mid way.

"Yeah, what do I get as a Birthday Present?"

Mind works overtime, what can I give? Pen? Top? A Ticket for two to Aapka Surroor?

"How about a diamond studded set?"

Yeah. Sure. Think of a bad joke.

"I am a stud. I am a diamond by itself. Let me stud my own self diamond, as your set?" Eeeks. I almost spat out my brains as soon as I said this.

"No, you ain't a diamond. You are a coal, who needs to be put under lots of pressure before you turn into one. So what's my gift?" PATHETIC. Just Pathetic.

"Dont feel so bad, I meant, you a diamond in the making." Bullshit. Still no gift.