Sleepless with Mission Impossible (in Hindi)

What's wrong with my sleep? Become one hell of an insomic! Sleep at three, wake up at 8, barely doze off in the afternoon, feel zoned out through the day, but still not able to correct this habit. Phew...need a better sleep cycle, probably exert myself through the day, and then try sleeping early.


Sleep is definitely one thing I can do with.

Generally I 'spend' my time till three, chatting away with long lost (and now found friends!). Yesterday night was funny. Watched a movie. Mission Impossible. Which wasn't funny by itself. The funnier part was that it was in Hindi! First such experience. And believe you me, if you ever tried watching one for kicks, watch an action packed thriller. It would turn out to be better than Sivaji. Surely.


Picture this. A distraught Tom Cruise, speaking in a voice similar to those guys in Hindi, from any of the Tele Shopping ads, sonorous and bored sounding "Claire, utho Claire, sun rahi ho....?"

Code Names = Naqli Naam...oops!


Some more of them...


"Yahan coffee ki machine milegi? pata nahi aap isse kya kahengey, par mai isse Ghaaslate ka Sherbet kahoonga." Ghaaslate ka Sherbet??? Eeeks!!!


"Tumhaari aankhen nasheelee hain..."

A guy gives Tom Cruise a pseudo - bubble gum, which acts as a smoke bomb, and says...

"Chaba mat lena." Chaba mat lena??? Hehe!

"Mere paison ki hera pheri kee, toh mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga." Dharmendra ishhtyle!

"Toh Kitrich gaddar hai, My God, theek kahaa." MY GOD? Ohh my God!!!

Lady asks, "Battery check ki thi tumne?"
Answer, "Woh toh mai hamesha karta hoon."
"Zabaan mat chalaao, fir se check karo."

And this one takes the cake....Tom Cruise starts to develop a 'crush' on 'Jim''s wife.
Jim says, "Woh kehete hain na, tum apne padosi ki biwi par, kabhi nazar mat daalo."

Spilts....I was in splits!!!

The usual "Soo-ar ke bachhey" made it's obvious presence felt!

They id not dare to change the all-so-famous MI theme, the saving grace for me. Thank God for very very small mercies!!!